• Chandler: C'mon, there's nothin' to see It's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless.
  • Rachel: Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
  • Joey: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
  • Ross: Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
  • Joey: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
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  • Ross: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
  • Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
  • Julie: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
  • Chandler: Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?
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